ATLANTA BLACK STAR – I have set up some house rules for myself.
Rule #1: No overnight company for more than one night. Rule #2: Always refer to Rule #1.
I was doing good up until two weeks ago. I was able to discourage my dates from coming back to my house and have instead visited them at their places.
However, one of my top-notch lovers invited himself over, and I readily agreed, and it’s turned into a tricky situation.
When he arrived, I was ready to pounce. We did the deed, and I fell into his arms afterward, cuddling with him into the wee hours of the morning.
“Now I can’t get him out of my house. He has at least two pairs of shoes stored on my shoe rack and clothes in my laundry hamper.”
By sunrise, he was up and dressed, ready to leave. On his way out, he mentioned that he would see me later.
I wasn’t clear about what he meant, but sure enough, I got a call later that evening suggesting that we order in and watch some TV. And that’s exactly what we did.
By nightfall, we were both comfortable, and I was ready for bed. He grabbed me by the hand and took me into my bedroom, and two hours later, we were both fast asleep.
I woke up in a panic to go to the bathroom and realized I had broken my rule …