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Help! I Can’t Get This ‘Hobosexual’ Out Of My House

ATLANTA BLACK STAR – I have set up some house rules for myself.

Rule #1: No overnight company for more than one night. Rule #2: Always refer to Rule #1.

I was doing good up until two weeks ago. I was able to discourage my dates from coming back to my house and have instead visited them at their places.

However, one of my top-notch lovers invited himself over, and I readily agreed, and it’s turned into a tricky situation.

When he arrived, I was ready to pounce. We did the deed, and I fell into his arms afterward, cuddling with him into the wee hours of the morning.

“Now I can’t get him out of my house. He has at least two pairs of shoes stored on my shoe rack and clothes in my laundry hamper.”

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By sunrise, he was up and dressed, ready to leave. On his way out, he mentioned that he would see me later.

I wasn’t clear about what he meant, but sure enough, I got a call later that evening suggesting that we order in and watch some TV. And that’s exactly what we did.

By nightfall, we were both comfortable, and I was ready for bed. He grabbed me by the hand and took me into my bedroom, and two hours later, we were both fast asleep.

I woke up in a panic to go to the bathroom and realized I had broken my rule …

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