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Woman falls headfirst into outdoor toilet while trying to retrieve phone

Effort to use phone in latrine quickly turns into a sh!t show | PLUS: These Vibrating Apps Turn Your Phone Into A Sex Toy

Nexstar Media Wire, BRINNON, Wash. (WXIN) – It wasn’t the usual mountain rescue for first responders in Washington’s Olympic National Forest.

Instead of rescuing a hiker that was stranded at the top of a mountain, they came to the aid of a woman who was stuck inside an outdoor toilet.

The woman was using the facilities at the Mt. Walker vista point on Tuesday when she dropped her cell phone into the underground container below a vault toilet, according to a public Facebook post by the Brinnon Fire Department.

A vault toilet, typically found at campgrounds and near hiking trails, is waterless and non-flushing.

The woman first tried to get the phone out herself by taking the toilet seat and housing apart and using her dog’s leash to “fish” the phone out. Crews said she was using the dog’s leash to support herself when she fell headfirst … READ MORE. 

These Vibrating Apps Turn Your Phone Into A Sex Toy

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KASANDRA BRABAW, NOV 6, 2018

REFINERY 29 – Vibrators, those simple sex toys that many of us have learned to depend on and love, have a complicated history.

These gadgets were actually first created to relieve doctors treating women with “hysteria” with manual genital massages from getting hand cramps.

But before long, vibrators moved out of doctors’ offices and into catalogues, marketed as “personal massagers.” Today, you can easily find vibrators in almost any sex shop, drugstore, or online at Amazon. But did you know that just about everyone has a tiny vibrator in their pocket 24/7? It’s your phone. That’s right: There’s an app for that.

Actually, there are at least 500 apps for turning your phone into a vibrator. (I mean, I didn’t count, but I did type both “vibrator app” and “vibration app” into Play Store and came away with pages upon pages of options, so 500 feels about right.)

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I’m all about experimentation, so I’m listing the best-rated apps below in case you want to give them a try — and also including some of the hilarious descriptions. But please, cover your phone in a silicone case and remember to clean it both before and after.

But buyer beware: If you need strong vibrations to orgasm, these apps probably won’t do it for you. Still, if you’re in a pinch, they could come in handy!

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