BOSTON HERALD – Have you ever noticed that the lower Joe Biden sinks in the polls, the more the hysteria about COVID is ramped up in state-run media?
After all, the Panic worked so well for the Democrats in 2020. The Wuhan flu was, as Jane Fonda candidly put it, “God’s gift to the left.”
So now it’s election year again, which means that in three… two… one….
The sky is falling! The sky is falling!
Like Freddy Kruger or the Terminator, COVID is back. And this time, it’s really bad. Pinky promise.
It’s the end of the world! And there’s only one way to save the planet from this deadly plague that more than 99 percent of its victims survive — mail-in voting, ballot harvesting, widespread looting and rioting as well as year-long vacations for all hacks in the public sector.
In a single headline, the Daily Mail summed up the left’s blockbuster new disaster movie, PANIC 2024!
“New fast-spreading COVID variant may be more deadly than earlier versions, ‘worrisome’ study warns.”
There it is, the Biden re-election plan boiled down to 15 words.
The Democrats’ problem is that the first dozen or so COVID variants turned out to be a lot closer to the flu, or the common cold, than to the bubonic plague.
So to keep the gag going in this latest sequel, Biden’s amen chorus in state-run media keep rebranding the flim-flam with new and ever scarier “variants.” I mean, have you ever read about a “slow-spreading variant?”
Of course not. Who’s going to open a story about a “slow-spreading variant?”
And naturally the new, improved variant must be “more deadly.” In clickbait class, you learn never to use the words “less deadly.”
You want worrisome? Worrisome for state-run media would be a variant that is both slow-spreading and less deadly. Thus, we never have any …