DAILY STAR [UK] – A bloke was left battling for his life after a python bit him on the privates while he was using the loo, causing severe blood loss.
Thai man Atthaporn Boonmakchuay, 38, was ambushed by the massive snake in the bathroom of his home in Chachoengsao province, east of [ahem] Bangkok.
Reports suggest that he felt a sudden sharp pain and reached down, only to discover the python’s jaws clamped onto his manhood.
In a state of panic, Atthaporn shouted for his wife and wrestled to free himself from the 11-foot beast. Before passing out, he managed to tie a rope around the snake’s head and secure it to the bathroom door to stop it from slithering away.
Emergency services were quick on the scene and rushed him to hospital, where he received treatment for significant blood loss …
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